The Unpolished Rolodex

This week, Kaleigh takes an unexpected trip to the ER, Stephanie accidentally starts a war with BookTok over AI dragons, and somehow Edward Cullen almost ruined a real-life relationship. 😂

We're also talking insurance nightmares, Dancing with the Stars, and why husbands have hobbies while moms have... laundry.

Plus, Quick Dry delivers some truly questionable confessions. Just another week of being completely unpolished. 💅

Week two and somehow we’re still on schedule. 😂

This week, we’re talking parenting battles, school drama, the lives we thought we’d have at 22, internet chaos, Fat Bear Week, black ranch (and black toilets), and the reality that loving motherhood doesn’t mean loving every part of parenting.

Then ChatGPT joins us for Quick Dry—and immediately becomes the third member of the podcast.

Parenting is hard. Uno might be harder. 💅

Season 2! We’re back—and apparently, nothing has changed. 😂

After a summer break, we’re catching up on travel, school chaos, parenting fails, lice (yes, lice 😭), reality TV, and everything in between. Then we make the questionable decision to let ChatGPT analyze our lives based on our conversations…and it knows us a little too well.

Turns out our lives don’t have topics. They have browser tabs—and none of them ever close. 💅

School’s out, schedules are shifting, and we’re officially kicking off summer! ☀️

In this season finale, we’re taking a look back at the school year and sharing our biggest Nailed It and Failed It moments as moms, wives, professionals, and humans just trying to keep it all together.

We also chat about the realities of transitioning into summer while working from home, surviving the chaos of having kids home all day, and what we’re hoping to focus on during the break.

Plus, we’re sharing what’...

School is officially winding down and the moms are barely holding it together 😂 In this episode of The Unpolished Two, we’re diving into the chaos of end-of-year ceremonies, awkward mom small talk, and the emotional support iced coffees getting us through May.

We also spill the polish on the latest Summer House drama and give a teaser for our brand new true crime podcast, Filed & Fatal with Kaleigh 👀🔎

Plus, we talk about the new Netflix documentary The Crash and why everyone is suddenly becomi...

Join us as we walk through Maycember stress that all us mothers feel! We dive into new and returning Bravo shows, while also touching on communication in evolving friendships. Mothering is hard, adult friendships are hard, and we are here to share our experiences! Grab your coffee, mimosa or water (if your into that kinda thing) and lets be UNPOLISHED!

We dive deep into Motherhood advice from YOU - the listeners! Thank you for all the amazing feedback on our Mother's Day social media ask, ya'll came through and made this week's POD easy to dive into! Grab your coffee (or marg - we don't judge) and let's be UNPOLISHED together.

This week we’re officially blaming the chaos on the Uranus shift… because honestly, what else explains all of this?

We dive into the astrology behind what’s going on for Pisces and Leo right now (spoiler: sudden changes, emotional plot twists, and a little identity crisis energy), and how it’s hitting our real lives as we head into summer. Think: work-from-home survival, life transitions, and the art of radical delegation before we completely lose it.

Of course, we had to unpack the Summer Hou...

Life is chaos, we’re barely keeping up, and reality TV is not helping. We’re catching up on where we’ve been, unpacking the The Bachelorette drama (and why it might not be airing like we thought), obsessing over The Traitors, and sharing the kind of unhinged life stories that can only happen to us.

Petals, Pranks & Poolside Drama is your go-to catch-up for everything chaotic, heartfelt, and reality TV obsessed. This episode kicks off with where we’ve been lately (because life has been doing the most), and yes—we’re definitely feeling the absence of KK this episode and saying it out loud 💔

From there, we get real about mental health, shifting moods, and the messy in-between moments that don’t make it to Instagram. But don’t worry—we balance it out with some classic April Fools energy, shar...

A check-in from host Stephanie!

This week we dive into America's Next Top Model docu-series fallout, drama at Mardi Gras, and what we're focusing on for Lent. Straight chaos per usual but intentional.

Grab your coffee, wine, or tea and let the good times roll!

We dive into all things Super Bowl and Olympics!!

This week on The Unpolished Two, we're covering a little bit of Grammy headlines, a little bit of travel chaos and a whole lot of opinions!

We kick things off with Nailed it / Failed it, sharing small wins and very real fails from our week - because nothing is ever perfectly polished around here. In Spill the Polish, we break down the Grammy highlights that had everyone talking, share our unfiltered takes, and then shift gears into all things Nashville - the trip highlights, the energy, and why...

Welcome back — chaos fully engaged.


This week, Kaleigh and Steph are covering everything from pop culture to personal chaos, starting with a welcome-back catch-up that includes an upcoming Vegas UFC bender, a courthouse countdown, and a deep dive into the “smut evidence” Steph sent over. Romance… or a full-on crime scene? The jury is still out.


In Nailed It / Failed It, we’re celebrating trampoline wins, reliving a frog-warmer fail, and unpacking how the self-proclaimed AI queen got absolu...

This Week on the Pod…


This episode is a little bit Hollywood, a little bit BookTok, and very much us.


We’re breaking down all things Golden Globes — the wins, the snubs, the outfits we loved…and how Nikki Glaser came to play!


Then we dive headfirst into BookTok chaos - Is it smut… or is it fantasy romance? Where is the line? And who else is hiding from their kids just to read?!


We’re also talking work realities — pretending to be polished while feeling exhausted, balancing mom life w...

In this episode we’re catching up on holiday chaos with kids, we share our ”Nailed It/Failed It” moments this week, and we ”Spill The Polish” on everything new and exciting coming up. From pop culture buzz like Spencer Pratt, Traitors, Tangled and The Food Pyramid. This episode has a lot of laughter, hilarious stories, and real-life reflections of two Texas moms working the corporate world, raising tiny humans, and never missing the opportunity for a girls night out. No resolutions, no perfection- just honest and authentic.

In this special Under the Top Coat interview, we sit down with Donna to hear her incredible journey through love, loss, and unexpected miracles. A former physician’s assistant who married a resident surgeon, Donna shares how after having one child, a miscarriage and an infertility diagnosis led her to pursue IVF in the 1990s—resulting in a pregnancy with triplets. And just when they thought their family was complete, life surprised them once more with a fifth child. This is a powerful, hopeful story about resilience, faith, and the winding road to motherhood.

In this episode, we bounce between the chaos on our screens and the chaos in our homes. We’re spilling all the Bravo drama, breaking down our Nailed It / Failed It moments, and getting real about co-parenting and step-parenting — the good, the hard, and the parts no one really prepares you for.


We talk about navigating blended families, keeping your cool when it’s anything but calm, and how sometimes reality TV feels easier to manage than real life parenting. And because we can’t end without ...

This episode went deeper than we planned — and maybe exactly where we needed to go.

We’re talking surrogacy — What started as a conversation turned into a bit of a therapy session for both of us, and honestly… we needed it. We still kick things off with Nailed It / Failed It, because life doesn’t pause just because you’re working through big feelings. Then we Spill the Tea with Taylor Swift wedding date, and Quick-fire wedding questions that take us back to our own big days.

This episode is ra...

We talked too much - you get a bonus episode! We cover all the latest drama in this bonus spill the polish episode!

A little late - but worth the wait! We have ::Drum roll please:: TWO live segments and 1 special guest this drop!

Grab your coffee or wine and settle in for this chaotic episode that ALMOST didn't make it.

This week we're rolling hard - on the mat and in real life! We kick things off with ju-jitsu chaos and a few moments where we definitely saw our lives flash before our eyes.


Then we bring out two very special guests to give us the inside scoop on new Mormon garments - yes we had questions..no they weren't polished..and yes, we learned A LOT.


And because we can't end an episode without a little unhinged fun, we debuted our revamped Rapid Fire - featuring the fastest, funniest, and most unne...

This week the chaos came in hot and we're breaking it all down - the nailed it, failed it, and the "I might cry or laugh, not sure which yet" moments. Let's just say the universe has jokes! We also unpack some wild moments, decorating before Thanksgiving, and rapid fire questions that aren't so rapid!

Grab your coffee, hide in the pickup line, and come spiral with us - UNPOLISHED, unfiltered, and probably over caffeinated.